Tag: koala

This is not a quoll. It is a koala. It has slit eyes. Do not trust it.

This is not a quoll, but it is a marsupial. It’s a koala, Australia’s favourite dual-thumbed animal. When they’re not being run over by cars, attacked by dogs, making noises like drunk hippopotamuses, sleeping off their highly toxic diet of eucalyptus leaves or spreading chlamydia amongst themselves, they pose for photographs like seasoned professionals.